Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
|—||Sansa Stark, A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)|
so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.
i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg
actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”
I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins
looks like someone’s a HO
i’m done with all of you
So I finally found the science side
Nothing could make me more curious about your taxidermy than this.
I need this as a t-shirt as “zoologically improbable and/or terrifying to small children” sums me up.
Finally I know what I want inscribed on my tombstone when I die.
I remember the news article, this is the lion that was removed:
THAT IS FUCKING TERRIFYING
OH MY GOD THAT IS HORRIFIC
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
I can’t remember the last time I actually laughed this hard at something on tumblr. Oh my shit.
I’m actually crying xD
If Legolas means Greenleaf and he’s called Legolas Greenleaf isn’t that just like saying Greenleaf Greenleaf?
He’s the fucking Moon Moon of the elves.
I just died 😳
some guy on facebook tried to tell me that kat dennings’ boobs aren’t good because she’s overweight. like if that isn’t the most perfect rack/bod you’ve ever seen then get the fuck out of my face.
I never understood jerkoff dudes who think big boobs “don’t count” if the person attached to them is overweight. Like…what do you think big boobs on skinny people are made of? Air? Cotton candy? The souls of the innocent??
What the hell do they mean “overwheight”. She looks perfectly healthy, and as Cece said: GORGEOUS. Woah.
THESE OLYMPICS ARE ALREADY MY FAV CUZ EVERYONES THROWING SO MUCH SHADE AT RUSSIA LIKE FIRST WE HAVE GOOGLE, THE US SENDING ALL THEIR GAY DELEGATES, EVEN FUCKING GREECE’S GLOVES
Poor thing finally comes out of his shell just to be rejected.
This gutted me.
I really enjoyed his interactions with Janine because he was obviously entertained by her and I think it was beyond him fulfilling his duty of being the Best Man. He wanted JOhn & Mary to have their time together… Molly had her boyfriend, and Lestrade was busy… so he reached out to the only other person at the wedding he felt comofortablish chatting to… but he did the job too well and found her what she wanted for the evening.
I just really wanted to hug him throughout this whole episode. He tried so very hard.
My heart fucking dropped for him and I felt it right in my chest. The seconds when you thought he might actually end up having a good night with other people, who he’s literally just met, at a social gathering as large as this (which is just unheard of) and.. Nope. Very sad.
I honestly just burst into tears at this scene because for the first time, Sherlock wanted to be with people and he couldn’t.
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